Cauli Le Chat

Cauli Le Chat
Cauli Le Chat, MPL Roving Reporter

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Reporting the Roving Reporter

Anthony Woodside wrote a wonderful article about moi and my blog in today's edition of the Mooresville-Decatur Times (Wednesday, February 28, 2018, pp. A1-A7).  There's even my photo and everything!  Honestly, I'm quite excited about it.

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Much of the article has Scowl-Face droning endlessly, as he is wont to do, about statistics and such like, but the bits about moi are really interesting.  I'm chuffed to be featured in a newspaper story, which is a bit of a twist, since I'm a feline roving reporter and usually do the reporting rather than be reported upon.  But it's pretty cool, to say the least.

There's also a nice article introducing CatPro to our patrons.

By the way, does my press hat make moi look fat?  Just wondering.

Because of this fine media coverage, I've decided (wait for it . . .) to retire from my retirement!  I'm going to once again be an active, full-fledged feline roving reporter for Mooresville Public Library.  Since I don't actually leave my house much anymore (I'm a senior kitty now and spend my time indoors), I'll have my minions (or my feline friends or "Flat" Caulis, all of whom you've met in my blog posts) do any roaming around that may be necessary to gather news stories about the library or whatever I'm reporting about.  I'll still dictate all the copy, however, and my minions will type it for moi.  My time is valuable, after all, and my minions have to be kept busy or they'll wander off into traffic.  We've already had several close calls with Scowl-Face at the intersection where our outdoor sign stands.  I just can't leave minions unsupervised!

As for my welcome back party, remember to stock-up on the canned tuna-in-oil, minions.  Just saying.

Your (Reactivated) Roving Reporter On The Go,

Cauli Le Chat

P.S.  John Sebastian wrote "Welcome Back" (released as a single in 1976, reaching #1 on Billboard's Hot 100 pop charts in May), which was the theme song to the television series Welcome Back, Kotter (1975-1979).

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