There's an outside food bowl specifically devoted to moi. Sometimes, there are feral cats that stick their big noses into my din-dins. This happened today, when a nasty little tabby stumbled up and snarfed my supper. I wasn't there to give her the "what-for," but my pal Stumpy, whose real name is Juliet, entered the breach and engaged the intruder in a knock-down, drag-out, all-for-it brawl. Scowl-Face interceded to prevent serious injury, and tabby took to the hills. I hope Stumpy is okay. She is a truly brave kitty and deserves extra portions for protecting her (and my) turf.
Beware, feral felines and wandering slobberdogs! Stumpy and Kit Cauliflower are on guard duty and will defend our hard-earned freedoms and privileges. Generally, we're peace-loving kitties, but, hey, sometimes you have to rough up these bad guys to protect what's yours.
Ready With My Left Hook,
Cauli Le Chat
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