Monday, August 15, 2011
Relax! (Today Only)
Today (August 15) is Relaxation Day. For one day, anyway, you may kick back and relax a little. Tell your boss to lay off your overworkload till midnight. Do something fun. Take it easy. You've earned it.
As for moi, a nice head massage would be most relaxing. Minions, make it so.
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr . . .
Today is also designated as National Failures Day, so take note, Scowl-Face; Loaded Dice Day, so try some out at the nearest casino and see what happens (hint: No happy ending, I'm afraid); Lemon Meringue Pie Day, so serve moi an extra large slice, if you please; and some other peculiar holidays such as Angel Food Cake Day, Best Friends Day, and I Love Cowboys and Cowgirls Day. Guess I'll be needing a cowboy hat for my staff photo.
"Git Along, Little Slobberdoggies . . ."
So relax and celebrate today's various holidays. But not if it intrudes upon any nap times.
We Felines Know Everything About Relaxation,
Cauli Le Chat
MPL Roving Reporter
Holiday News Beat
P.S. You won't find a more beautiful and meditative song than "Watermark," by Enya, from the album Watermark (1988).