Cauli Le Chat

Cauli Le Chat
Cauli Le Chat, MPL Roving Reporter

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Stupid Guy Thing Day

Today (June 22) is Stupid Guy Thing Day.  If you're not quite sure what to make of this, you've got company.  Is this a celebratory holiday, or should we be mourning?

Are there any examples of stupid guy behavior in cyberspace?  Like shooting swimming dinners in a barrel!


I guess guys should come with big yellow warning labels, like so:


Notice that we gals do not have a stupid gal thing day.  Well, naturally.  Stupid gal is an oxymoron.  Guys, on the other paw, are just some kind of morons.

Just kidding!  Some of my best friends are guys.  You know Junior (of Junior's Farm).  He's a guy.  So is Hershey, my slobberdog pal.  A guy.  Neither is particularly stupid.  Well, not by Scowl-Face comparatives, anyway.

Tober the Thorntown (Indiana) Library Cat is a guy, and NOBODY had better call him stupid.  Remember--I'm Kit Cauliflower, feline welterweight champion.  I will box your ears, which is serious (see what happened to mine).

So give your favorite guy a scratch between the ears today.  He will surely need it.  He's done something stupid, you can bet your boots.




Glad to be a Female Feline,

Cauli Le Chat
MPL Roving Reporter
Holiday News Beat



P.S.  Speaking of warning labels, here's "Warning," by Green Day, from the CD of the same name (2000).


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