Why was I not included in my Library's new promo trailer? Something smells about that, and it's not the good kind of fragrance, like canned tuna-in-oil.
I can guess who's responsible for this glaring omission. Boy, is he in the slobberdog house now! Guess whose desk will be needing clearing by day's end. Leaving moi out of the video is grounds for immediate firement, as my pal Tober the Thorntown (Indiana) Library Cat says.
So, Scowl-Face. If you're reading this, you're toast. Pack your duds and vacate the Indiana Roving Reporter Room. You have until 5 p.m. to clear out. Then the wild slobberdog pack will be on your tail.
Leave Any Treats in the Desk,
Cauli Le Chat
MPL Roving Reporter
Library Centennial News Beat
P.S. Speaking of wild slobberdogs, here's my Library's book trailer for Island of the Blue Dolphins, by Scott O'Dell. This video will soon top 30,000 viewings. Sweet.
