Between 2010 and 2017, Cauli Le Chat, retired feline roving reporter for Mooresville Public Library (Mooresville, Indiana), reported all things interesting to cats (and humans) happening at the library. Related stories from across the state (and beyond) were also included.
Cauli Le Chat
Cauli Le Chat, MPL Roving Reporter
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Minions, Call the S.W.A.T. Team!
Something suspicious has appeared on my Library's floor in the Grand Hall. As always, click images to bigify.
The hole is remarkably circular. Looks like it was cut with a power saw. I wonder if meeces have gotten their paws on any jigsaws or circular saws that we have in the Library basement?
That hole is eight centimeters (i.e., three inches) in diameter. That's huge! This could mean more than meeces. We could have slitherdarts wintering in our basement. Really BIG slitherdarts. We're talking ten feet long (or longer).
I think I'll just sit here for awhile and see what crawls out of this hole. Minions, ready the camera!
Something's poking its head out! We'll wait until s/he climbs all the way out to take his/her photo.
That's a Rattermeese!
That's no ordinary meese! It's a rattermeese! We need heavily armed back-up! Minions, call the S.W.A.T. team!!
Not MY Job to Deal With a Rattermeese,
Cauli Le Chat
MPL Roving Reporter
Nocturnal Mammals News Beat
P.S. The theme music to The Three Stooges movie shorts was a variation of "Three Blind Mice." Classic slapstick humorists, these three. Watch moi do the Curly shuffle!
P.P.S. Is meeces or meeses the proper spelling? Minions, make with the reference queries.