Cauli Le Chat

Cauli Le Chat
Cauli Le Chat, MPL Roving Reporter

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Minions, Call the S.W.A.T. Team!

Something suspicious has appeared on my Library's floor in the Grand Hall.  As always, click images to bigify.

Odd That Hole Being There

I wonder if we might have meeses in the Library?

Such a Perfect Circular Hole

The hole is remarkably circular.  Looks like it was cut with a power saw.  I wonder if meeces have gotten their paws on any jigsaws or circular saws that we have in the Library basement?

That hole is eight centimeters (i.e., three inches) in diameter.  That's huge!  This could mean more than meeces.  We could have slitherdarts wintering in our basement.  Really BIG slitherdarts.  We're talking ten feet long (or longer).

I think I'll just sit here for awhile and see what crawls out of this hole.  Minions, ready the camera!

Something's poking its head out!  We'll wait until s/he climbs all the way out to take his/her photo.

That's a Rattermeese!

That's no ordinary meese!  It's a rattermeese!  We need heavily armed back-up!  Minions, call the S.W.A.T. team!!



Not MY Job to Deal With a Rattermeese,

Cauli Le Chat
MPL Roving Reporter
Nocturnal Mammals News Beat



P.S.  The theme music to The Three Stooges movie shorts was a variation of "Three Blind Mice."  Classic slapstick humorists, these three.  Watch moi do the Curly shuffle!

P.P.S.  Is meeces or meeses the proper spelling?  Minions, make with the reference queries. 


1 comment:

  1. I bet Harley could take that Rattermeece on! She's such a sweetheart she'd probably head-butt him until he falls over!

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