By Gracie ("Baby")
MPL Special Correspondent
Homeland Security News Beat
Once again, supper dish endangerment has resurfaced. This time the interloper was a scooterbandit.
Surrender to the law, scooterbandit. We've got you surrounded. By "we," of course, I refer to Feline Enforcers XIV. It would behoove you to come quietly, scooterbandit. We invented tough.
This may take some tweaking. Stay tuned.
P.P.S. For my photo caption above, I was thinking of the refrain to "Nowhere to Run," by Martha and the Vandellas , shown here performing live on the television program Shindig! (1965). Not great video quality, but, hey, it was probably kinescope (i.e., filmed directly from a TV monitor using, e.g., RCA Kinephoto equipment). Commercial videotape existed in the mid-1960s, but some TV studios still used the older kinescope method, because, in some instances, it was cheaper than purchasing videotape machines from the Ampex Corporation.
P.P.P.S. No, the Shindig! recording is almost certainly videotape. It was just poorly recorded or maintained.