Cauli Le Chat

Cauli Le Chat
Cauli Le Chat, MPL Roving Reporter

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Secluded Sleeping Spot is WAY Too Small For Moi

I have discovered an apparent secluded sleeping spot for moi in my Library's Indiana Room (circled in red below--sorry it's so small; click the pic to make it larger, but not my fault if it doesn't).

Definitely Secluded Potential Sleeping Spot

Let's have a closer look.

You have GOT to be kidding!

Here are the dimensions of this purported sleeping space:  30-1/4 inches wide x 8 inches tall x 11-3/4 inches deep.  Here is a picture of moi standing by some other bookshelves.

My Beautiful Self

Those are high school yearbooks on that shelf next to moi.  They are 12-1/4 inches tall.  If I were standing level with them, I would stand nearly as tall.  Even in my curled-up snoozing position, if I were to try sleeping in that tiny shelf space in the Indiana Room, I'd be wedged in there tighter than a ham-and-cheese sandwich in Scowl-Face's mouth.  Width is no problem, admittedly; 30 inches is plenty of space.  But height is completely insufficient, and depth is, well, snug at best.

What I deserve (and, not to put too fine a point on it, demand) is a secluded sleeping spot commensurate with my massive cuteness, highly refined dignity, astounding erudition, and definitively cultivated tastes.  Here's a visual translation:

Let's See, Now  . . .

 There.  MUCH Better!

You may bring in the lounge suite anytime.  Be sure to cover it with the extra soft comforters.



Palace is Preferable, But Room Will Do, I Suppose,

Cauli Le Chat
MPL Roving Reporter
Sleeping Quarters News Beat


8 comments:

  1. Hey, Cauli,

    You can click those photos to make them larger.

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  2. Scowl-Face,

    I know! I've mentioned it before in several blogs. Don't you read these things? And you, my editor. Tsk. Tsk.

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  3. I've added the thing about the pictures, S.F. If you were any good as an editor, you'd have done that yourself.

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  4. Cauli kids, but she really likes me. I think.

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  5. Cauli, how do you get into that spot? Do they provide a stepladder?
    Cat Mandu
    (a friend of Tober's)

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  6. Cat Mandu,

    There's a ladder (see left-hand side of top photo) that rolls along a guide bar running the length of the built-in shelves. It has a sign that says, "Staff Only," but, of course, that includes me. Scowl-Face will have to move the ladder into place, because it is kinda heavy. Then I can run right up there! Of course, I'm hoping that the entire room will be mine after I changed the room sign. Awaiting Boss Lady's decision on that, but it seems like a reasonable request to moi.

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  7. Looks quite a tight spot there Cauli! Hope u can have a special plaque on the shelf with your name on to show people it's your spot!Like the Roving reporter room sign.

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  8. Ellie,

    That shelf plaque is a truly ingenious idea! I'll ask Boss Lady to have one made special. Thanks!

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