If that didn't creep you out, this will.
What we need is International Canned Tuna in Oil for Felines Only Day. I'll sponsor if somebody can line-up the votes in the United Nations or wherever they decide such things. We definitely need more cat holidays.
Sweet chocolate biscuits and red rosy apples in summer, *
Cauli Le Chat
MPL Roving Reporter
Rubber Biscuit News Bureau