It is an elegant solution to a thorny problem. As a personal favor, I'll wave my usual consulting fee of 679 cans of name-brand tuna in oil (none of that cheap generic stuff, mind you!). Oh, one other suggestion. You should install a sushi bar just inside the doorway (again, for feline press corp use only). It's just common courtesy.
Preserving a Free Press Longer Than You've Had Hot Dinners,
Cauli Le Chat
MPL Roving Reporter
Press Club News Bureau