Last Friday (February 22) was Cauli Le Chat Appreciation Day at my Library. So where were the party treats for moi? Party favors for the patrons? Celebratory food in general? I saw NOTHING SPECIAL around here. What's up with that?
As Tober, Boss Cat at Thorntown (Indiana) Public Library, would say, this is a firement offense, minions. Just saying. I can't believe that everybody FORGOT about my wonderful day! Is nothing sacred?
I am SO UTTERLY bummed out about this. I'm going to sulk in my favorite bushes outside (in the Kinder Garden area).
I'm Not Saying Which One I'm Sulking Under
Minions, you can't make this up to moi now. Too late by a long shot, I'll venture. The pink slips will be flying later this week. Look for yours in your mailboxes.
Expect Your Name on One of These, Minions
Your Roving Reporter On The Go,
Cauli Le Chat
P.S. "Forgotten," by Avril Lavigne, is a sad song, like I'm feeling right now because I, too, was forgotten on my special day. The song appeared on her album, Under My Skin (2004).
What?! That is an INSULT, Cauli! EVERY day should be Cauli Appreciation Day from now on!
ReplyDeleteI bet nyum-nyums won't even cheer you up. I'm so sorry, Cauli! I'm still pretty new here...and I know that's not a good excuse AT ALL...but I was unaware of your special day. I'll bring you some canned tuna and we can talk about it...will that help?
ReplyDeleteThat's okay, Crafty Gal. You weren't working here last February, so there's really no way you would have known about it. I'm angry with those minions who were working here then! Especially Scowl-Face! He's gone for sure.
DeleteCanned tuna would do wonders to repair fences, Crafty Gal. Always welcome, that. Thank you for your thoughtfulness. Other minions should take note.
DeleteTuna in water or oil? What's your pleasure, Miss?
DeleteTuna-in-oil, please and thanks.
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