Monday, February 25, 2013
I Don't Feel Much Appreciation
Last Friday (February 22) was Cauli Le Chat Appreciation Day at my Library. So where were the party treats for moi? Party favors for the patrons? Celebratory food in general? I saw NOTHING SPECIAL around here. What's up with that?
As Tober, Boss Cat at Thorntown (Indiana) Public Library, would say, this is a firement offense, minions. Just saying. I can't believe that everybody FORGOT about my wonderful day! Is nothing sacred?
I am SO UTTERLY bummed out about this. I'm going to sulk in my favorite bushes outside (in the Kinder Garden area).
I'm Not Saying Which One I'm Sulking Under
Minions, you can't make this up to moi now. Too late by a long shot, I'll venture. The pink slips will be flying later this week. Look for yours in your mailboxes.
Expect Your Name on One of These, Minions
Your Roving Reporter On The Go,
Cauli Le Chat
P.S. "Forgotten," by Avril Lavigne, is a sad song, like I'm feeling right now because I, too, was forgotten on my special day. The song appeared on her album, Under My Skin (2004).