But nobody, or at least nobody with a modicum of fashion sense, wears fanny packs anymore. Cue Scowl-Face. He has one, and (get this!) he wears it everyday in public--including work. I ask you, can we at the Library ever live down the shame?
This is what Scowl-Face imagines he looks like wearing a fanny pack:
Now see how Scowl-Face actually looks wearing a fanny pack. (The FTC or Homeland Security or whoever is in charge of the Internet requires me to include the following warning label.)