Broadway Gal wrote the parody lyrics, which the musical duo Theresa & Dave recorded in this music video they made. When last I blogged about this, the project was placed on indefinite hold, due to Broadway Gal's overloaded work schedule and other more immediate program commitments (e.g., our 100th anniversary bigbash, the new website and voice-over IP phone system, weeding the adult collections, etc.). I'm surprised my minions had time to type my blog posts last year.
Not that my minions are any less busy now, but I think we should get this thing done. With Savvy leaving and Broadway Gal gone, the chore falls to Scowl-Face. As Sparkle the Designer Cat would say, "Cod help us." (Great swimming dinner joke!)